Sloth514: do what I do
Sloth514: Don't
GoodTimesatTheMC: Yeah, well, yours...kinda sucks.
Sloth514: Yeah well
Sloth514: Yeah
I alternate between having a ton of topics to choose and having absolutely nothing at all to say. No one wants to hear about the minutiae of my day because that's mindless in itself, and you can always read that in Rosie O'Donnell's blog or what have you, unless it is possible to somehow enrich the tapestry of the mundane with something more cosmic and with more cusses. My life chronology aside, here are some failed topics I have recently thrown to the wastebasket wolves along with the idea that Paramount will release Season 3 of The Adventures of Pete and Pete in the next decade:
- new traffic fines imposed in Virginia effective 7/1/2007 (already a Facebook group, so old news)
- Detroit Tiger Gary Sheffield's comments on the racialist atmosphere of the New York Yankees (expected)
- pregnancy of Nicole Richie (this)
- how it is weird that Ralph Fiennes' given name is pronounced "Rayf" (haven't figured it out)
You see what I'm getting at here. Current events are so blessed hard to discuss without a person looking like the written equivalent of refried beans or maybe tostaguac, whatever the hell tostaguac is anyway, I don't have a Taco Bell menu in front of my face here. New ideas and comments about happenings are difficult to address, so the first person to slap down an opinion like it's UNO ATTACK AND OH MY GOD THE CARDS WON'T
STOP COMING HELP DROWNING IN CARDS SO MANY DEAR JESUS HELP ME RED 8 RED 3 GREEN 3 WILD CARD
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